Fretastrophe

Your keyboard is the instrument. The setlist is unhinged.

FRETASTROPHE is a rhythm game about hitting notes to songs that should not exist — a power ballad about a dad who never cries, a rap anthem called Face One Won, a motivational bop about your terrible posture, and a title track that orders you to make your bed.

Start easy. Work up to HARD. Then meet Fingerbreak Overture — our first HARDCORE track, where missing too much ends the show early. The crowd is not forgiving.

• Tight, music-locked charts — every note generated from the actual audio, not eyeballed
• Built-in latency calibration so the timing is fair on your machine
• Rebind the four lanes to any keys you want (arrows always work too)
• Earn ★ cred from every show and spend it unlocking new songs — or unlock them by hitting score targets and lifetime milestones
• Combo multipliers, FEVER mode, and a results screen that grades you like a disappointed music teacher
• Every track volume-mastered to a uniform loudness, because whiplash between songs is the wrong kind of difficulty

Plays right in your browser. Keyboard required. Dignity optional.

A Face Won Games production. © 2026 Face Won Games — David Gamble.